Friday, September 14, 2007

I don't smell... odor I??

Either there is something in the food that is opening my pores and making me sweat, or there's something in the air that's opening my nasal passage. Regardless, I stink; and they don't have deordorant sticks here, because Asians have fewer apocrine glands (the kind that make one reek) than other non-Asian folks.

Also, ever notice how French rhymes with stench; coincidence? I pose that it is not!

Whole heartedly,

Ianinski

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